"The Pirate and the Oyster" by itstonedme for escribo - Lotrips Slasha Baby fic

Author: itstonedme
Title: The Pirate and the Oyster, or How Orlando Got Bashy, Mon
Recipient: escribo
Pairing: OB/IM/EW (DM implied)
Rating: PG
Words: 5,051
Summary: AU. Inspired by this picture from the upcoming Treasure Island. Elijah is a patois spewing surf urchin. A few translations are at the end of the story.
Notes: Thank you, Dani, for giving me such a huge choice of characters to select from. And yet I still managed to come up with a trio that wasn't on your list. Happy reading nonetheless, and happy, happy holidays!
Post-reveal Notes: Many, many thanks to betas tweedle_ and stormatdusk for inspiration, great grammar, a plot bunny and a nautical refresher.

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